Starship Parade Series1 Episode 12
-The Next Morning-
Ryland: *wakes up* Whoaaa...I had the most vivid dream I was killing Jeremy.
Jeremy: *whimpers* Uhhh that's not good...don't your dreams come true a lot?
Ry: Yeah but it's okay, I won't kill you. *pats Jeremy on the back*
Jeremy: *unsure* Yeah...
Derek: Where the hell is Sierra, and Alex? It's been like 10 hours since they left.
Vicky: Oh no, maybe a moose ate them!
Derek: *sarcastic* Yeah cause' that happens a lot.
Vicky: No seriously! my grandma almost got eaten by a moose when she was little.
Derek: Maybe moose have changed their eating preferences in the last 100 years.
Vicky: My grandma isn't that old. She's only 80.
Derek: Only!? that's OLD. My grandma is 76.
Vicky: That's almost 80...
Derek: Psshh whatever. I have to pee *goes outside*
Vicky: What if a moose really did eat Sierra, and Alex??
Jeremy: I'm sure the moose changed it's mind, after it saw how hot Sierra is.
Vicky: Yeah because moose care so much about appearance.
Jeremy: Well really if you saw a 500
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Sierra: How'd we end up in CANADA, if we were going to Alabama?...
Alex: Hmm..we must've got turned around...but right now our problem isn't /where/ we are it's how were gonna get gas and leave.
Sierra: *sits in the leaves* I'll think here. You can go up ahead and see if there's anymore people..try to find /sane/ people *giggles*
Alex: Ha Ha very funny.
Sierra: I thought so.
Alex: *grins* I'll be back in 5 minutes. Don't move. *walks farther ahead*
Sierra: Where to get gas...hmm...*looks around* What the frack is that? *laughs* it looks like a dick... *gets up off the ground and walks towards the "dick"* HAHAHAHA why would someone build a statue that looks like a dick!? *laughs hysterically* WTF!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bends over laughing*
Alex: *comes back to where Sierra was* Where'd she go?..*looks at the "dick" statue" and sees Sierra laughing on the ground* Hey! Sierra! Get over here!
Sierra: *walks over to Alex laughing* Yeah hahaha...what do you want? *bursts out laughing hysteric
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---The Next Morning---
Doctor Lester: Okay Derek, you may go home now- MEOW! Oh excuse me. *walks out the door*
Derek: Did that dude just meow?
Vicky: Hahaha yeah I think so!
Derek: Hm, okay then.
Jake: *walks in the room* Ready to go?
--everyone leaves the hospital and go home--
Jeremy: *sits on the couch* Ohhhh I'm sooooo bored!
Vicky: You just got here you can't be THAT bored.
Jeremy: Yes I am, I'm THAT bored! There's nothing to do here...
Vicky: Hmmm, maybe we can go on a ROAD TRIP!
Jeremy: OH MY GOD CAN WE REALLY!?!?
Vicky: Sure why not! *yells for everyone to come in the room*
*everyone sits down near Vicky*
Vicky: Jeremy and I had the idea for all of us to go on a road trip, is everyone up for that?
Jake: I sure am! I'm feeling bored a lot lately.
*everyone agrees to go on the road trip so they all pack up and get in the tour bus*
Gabe: *squeals* THIS IS GONNA BE SOOO FUN!! *chugs a red bull*
Vicky: Oh boy...
Alex: *sighs* I wish Sierra could come with us.
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Sierra: OH MY GOD! *runs up to Derek*
Alex: Is he okay?
Sierra: No...definitely not. We need to get him back to the hospital. What's faster you running to the hospital and getting the car to come and pick him up, or calling the paramedics and waiting for them to come?
Alex: Hmm...calling the paramedics...
*Sierra calls the paramedics and they take Derek back to the hospital*
---At the house---
Ryland: *petting Bronx* Good babyyyy...watch the telly and stop your crying.
*there's a knock at the door*
Ryland: COME IN!
Gabe: *comes in* Helloooo...just wanted to drop by and tell you Peter Wentz told me to pick Bronx up and watch him for the rest of the week.
Ryland: We didn't get informed of any of this information...How do we know your not lying?
Gabe: Why would I lie about this?
Ry: Your a very peculiar persona.....
Gabe: Well uhh hmm...Pete told me to pick him up I swear. Please I don't want to get into trouble w/ Pete or Ashlee they are very scary when their mad.
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Derek: Can we like go?
Alex: Hmmm ummm I don't think you can yet.
Derek: I can! I know I can!
Alex: Let me ask Sierra *pokes head around the doorway*
Fat Nurse: *looks at Alex* Awww! Oh my god! your so cute! *jumps on Alex and tickles him*
Alex: *screams and flails arms* AHHH! OH MY GOD GET OFF ME!! what da fuck-a-duck!?!?
Fat Nurse: *continues tickling him* YOUR SO DAMN CUTEEE!!! OH MY GOD!! *scrunches up face* YOU ARE THE MOST ADORABLE CHILD EVER!!!!!
Alex: *crying* get off me please, please! your so scary! and fat! PLEASE GET OFFFFF!!!! *crys harder*
Fat Nurse: *falls asleep on Alex*
Alex: *scared* Oh someone get this fat lady off me...
Sierra: *walks up to Alex laying on the floor* Are you okay hun?
Alex: NOO what does it look like, a fat lady is crushing my internal organs to death! can you get someone to help you get this lady off me?! please. *still scared*
Sierra: Oh uh sure thing. *gets another nurse*
Nurse: Whaddya need hun?
Sierra: Help me get this lady off this man.
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Vicky: GABE! did you tell Lulu, Alex made out w/ me?!
Gabe: Yes. Why are you asking?
Vicky: BECAUSE I DIDN'T! I--I made out w/ you. So why are you saying Alex and I made out?!
Gabe: I dunno. I guess to save my butt...Alex won't mind.
Vicky: WON'T MIND!? he has a girlfriend! and you don't, I think he'll get in more trouble then you! Tell Lulu it was a lie.
Gabe: *scoffs* Fineee....*gabe calls lulu*
Lulu: Hello! EXPLAIN PLEASE!
Gabe: Okay, it was all a lie...I was just saving my butt from being kicked by Jake. I was the one tht rlly made out w/ Vicky...PLEASE don't tell Jake!
Lulu: ...........Oh.......Okay....I won't. I promise.
Gabe: THANK YOU! now tht this is settled, how about we go out for ice cream?
Vicky: *smacks forehead* WHY?! why did you tell her we made out!? now she'll probably tell Jake!
Gabe: Oh come on! Lulu is not like tht!
Vicky: You don't know her!
Gabe: Hmmm I suppose your right...ah well...whats in the past is to be forgotten.
Vicky: Where'd you get tht from?! because
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Jeremy: This craazzzzyyy doctor injected him w/ something and now he isn't breathing very well *scared* were too far from the hospital and the ambulance are helping the cops chase the doctor! *freaking out* WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO!?
Alex: CALM DOWN!! We'll put him in the car, drive to the hospital and he'll be FINE *helps Jeremy pick up Derek and put him in the car*
Jeremy: *starts the car* Okayyy, okayy, he'll be fine...*takes a deep breath* That doctor freaking scared the shit outta me!!
Alex: Why did he inject Derek anyway?
Jeremy: He just said because he can, I don't get it...who would want to hurt Derek?
-At Derek's house-
Jake: *watching TV* OHHHMYYYYYGODDDDDD NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Don't die Jack YOU LITTLE MOTHER UCKER!!! YOU'LL LEAVE FREAKING ROSE ALL ALONE!!!! and shes PROBABLY Preggo!! *smacks forehead* ohhh noo, nooo, noooo, what have you done!? YOU'VE GONE AND DIED!! YOU JERK!!! YOU DOUCHE!!! YOU--you--AHHHHHH!!!!!! stupid Jack....
Brooks: *stares at Jake* What is your pr