Starship Parade Series 2 Episode 3-In Jail-
Alex: Hey I'm glad we got a seperate jail cell then Blake, now we can make out.
Sierra: Yeah I don't know I feel kinda uncomfortable with that, the jail cell he's in is right across from us. He's kinda staring at us too...
Alex: Yeah which is really creepy...*waves at Blake rudely*
Blake: *waves back and smiles*
Alex: You really don't want to make out?
Sierra: No I'm sorry I don't. We can hold...hands?...*laughs*
Alex: *excitedly* OKAY!! haha
Devin: *talking to a guy in the jail cell* So, come here often?
Guy: Yeah actually I do. I steal lawn ornements.
Devin: Why would you wanna do that?
Guy: I like the lawn gnomes smiles...Have you seen the movie Gnomeo and Juliet yet?
Devin: *casually* Yeah I've seen it because I'm a 2 year old child. *shrugs*
Guy: It was really good. The gnomes were GREAT actors! Especially Juliet. Boy was she hot.
Devin: *nods enthusiastically* Yeah I can totally see that. *pats him on the back*
Jake: I like jail. The one place you can go and expect to b
Starship Parade Series 2 Episode 2 Part 2Jeremy: *watching TV* HAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW NED FLANDERS DOES LIKE EVERYTHING!! He does the marital stress line! HAHAHAHA WHY DOES MR BURNS HAVE FLYING MONKEYYYYYSSSSS!!??!!??........Is there such a thing as a sexy Chinese restaurant??
Ryland: Haha probably noooot...why are you watching The Simpsons? Don't you have a honeymoon to go on?
Jeremy: Oh I thought this could be our honeymoon...
Ry: Your in a reallyyy crappyyy hotel, in a reallyyyy crappyyy part of LA...and your not even with Cassadee.
Jeremy: She's visiting her parents. They live around here.
Ry: Ohhhh yeah your honeymoon is shit. *gets some popcorn out of the microwave* I'd go to Brazil...or Hawaii...definitely not here.
Jeremy: *pouts* Thanks for the tip, maybe I'll just go to Vegas...your just a Debbie Downer!! *leaves the room*
-With Vicky & Gabe-
Gabe: *wakes up handcuffed to the wall next to Vicky* Oh my god, how the hell are we going to get out of this Vicky?
Vicky: *crying* I don't wanna be a whoreeee!! T
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Random Guy #2: Follow me. *starts walking*
Gabe: *whispers to Vicky* should we trust this guy?
Vicky: Sure why not, he looks trustworthy...
-Gabe and Vicky keep following the guy-
Random Guy #2: *in an alley* Okay were here *holds amonia over Vicky's mouth and nose*
Gabe: DUDE WTF!!! *punches the guy*
-6 other guys come and take Vicky and Gabe away in a car-
Random Guy #3: Where we gonna take em' boss.
Boss: We'll take em to the drug den.
Gabe: That sounds friendly. Can you tell me why your kidnapping us?!
Boss: Your gonna be my own personal drug slave...your gonna go out and buy all the nice drugs there are, and if you try to run away we'll be on you in a matter of minutes, and then your dead.
Gabe: Shit that doesn't sound so good...Why'd you put her to sleep and not me?
Boss: Because she might be used for other things...
Gabe: WTF is wrong with you meth heads!? Can't you just find some whore off the street?!
Boss: I could but where's the fun in that? They'd be willing to go with me.
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-Blake & Devin's plane lands in California-
Blake: UGH...I am SO sick of planes! Lets find a nice hotel somewhere.
Devin: WOW your grumpy!
Blake: Don't say the word "grumpy".
-They get to a hotel-
Devin: This is nice.
Blake: Yeah if your Britney Spears.
Devin: What does that even mean?
Blake: IT'S SHITTYYYY!!!
Devin: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOUR SO GODDAMN PISSY!!??
Blake: I can never catch a break! 1. I can't be with Sierra, so I'm pissed. 2. I HATE FUCKING PLANES! and 3. Your annoying the shit out of me with your constant chatter!
Devin: Oh...well then maybe I should get a separate hotel room...*leaves*
-With everyone in the van-
Shane: WAKE UP BOYS AND GIRLS WERE IN LA!
Jeremy: *wakes up* OHMYGODDDDDDD MY FAVORITE PLACEEE EVERRRR!!!! I LOVEEEE EFFINGGGG LAAAA!!!!!
Shane: Hahaha awesome!
Jeremy: WAKEEE THE EFF UP!!!!! *shakes Gabe and Vicky, then slaps Jake*
Jake: *screams and wakes up* Oh my god I thought you were Osama Bin Laden. Holy shit you scared me.