MireInHypocrisy

-In Jail- Alex: Hey I'm glad we got a seperate jail cell then Blake, now we can make out. Sierra: Yeah I don't know I feel kinda uncomfortable with that, the jail cell he's in is right across from us. He's kinda staring at us too... Alex: Yeah which is really creepy...*waves at Blake rudely* Blake: *waves back and smiles* Alex: You really don't want to make out? Sierra: No I'm sorry I don't. We can hold...hands?...*laughs* Alex: *excitedly* OKAY!! haha Devin: *talking to a guy in the jail cell* So, come here often? Guy: Yeah actually I do. I steal lawn ornements. Devin: Why would you wanna do that? Guy: I like the lawn gnomes smile

Jeremy: *watching TV* HAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW NED FLANDERS DOES LIKE EVERYTHING!! He does the marital stress line! HAHAHAHA WHY DOES MR BURNS HAVE FLYING MONKEYYYYYSSSSS!!??!!??........Is there such a thing as a sexy Chinese restaurant?? Ryland: Haha probably noooot...why are you watching The Simpsons? Don't you have a honeymoon to go on? Jeremy: Oh I thought this could be our honeymoon... Ry: Your in a reallyyy crappyyy hotel, in a reallyyyy crappyyy part of LA...and your not even with Cassadee. Jeremy: She's visiting her parents. They live around here. Ry: Ohhhh yeah your honeymoon is shit. *gets some popcorn out of the microwave* I'd go t

Random Guy #2: Follow me. *starts walking* Gabe: *whispers to Vicky* should we trust this guy? Vicky: Sure why not, he looks trustworthy... -Gabe and Vicky keep following the guy- Random Guy #2: *in an alley* Okay were here *holds amonia over Vicky's mouth and nose* Gabe: DUDE WTF!!! *punches the guy* -6 other guys come and take Vicky and Gabe away in a car- Random Guy #3: Where we gonna take em' boss. Boss: We'll take em to the drug den. Gabe: That sounds friendly. Can you tell me why your kidnapping us?! Boss: Your gonna be my own personal drug slave...your gonna go out and buy all the nice drugs there are, and if you try to run a